| crocty |
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| :( |
| Bocaj |
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I LOVE YOUR COMIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lolparo doxlol. |
| crocty |
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| Please, go die. |
| bob&mike |
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The Japanese Astronaut who gave his crew space crabs.
Yoshiro. Why did I have to be named Yoshi. Its the only Japanese name that Americans recognize because of some stupid 16-bit Mario Brothers cartoon dinosaur. "I've fucking heard that one before you unoriginal fucks! " Or would you rather I say, "Wow. That apt association clearly demonstrates frightening intelligence and well honed cultural acumen. Would it be too forward of me if I gave you a thousand dollars cash? I know I'll get it back one day, we're going to be life long friends ."
Yes, my name is Yoshi. I was born in Connecticut which is why you shouldn't be surprised that I don't have an accent, at least not in English. I speak 4 languages with fluency. I graduated in the top of my class at MIT. I read A Brief History of Time before you rotated your first tire. I may like sushi but that's because I know what real sushi tastes like and not by some genetic providence. By the way, the only thing that processed play dough shit you buy at the supermarket is good for is putting a smile on my face as I watch you ignorant idiots eat it and brag to your pedestrian peers that you had sushi again for lunch.
Sorry if I seem bitter. I'm orbiting the earth at 17,500 miles an hour and I have crabs. |
| crocty |
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| Wow you need rehab... |
| bob&mike |
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| I do not abuse drugs nor do I condone such surges of mankind. I am light years beyond such pitiful attempts to expand one's mind. For you see, I have already burned the five dimensions of time and space and gained infinite knowledge from THE CREATOR about the Heavens and the Stars Above. Drugs... (laughs) why would I need such foolish Earthakin things such as drugs, my lad... |
| crocty |
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| Yeah, it can't cancel out your retardedness. NOTHING can. Except maybe rehab. I'll find a good clinic for you if you want. |
| bob&mike |
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| Nothing you can do can cancel out your ignorance... |
| crocty |
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Ok, what have you been smoking?
(5 so it'll cancel out whatever you just said) |
| bob&mike |
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| He has the mark of a certain trade or occupation that no longer exists. If junk were from the earth, there might still be junkies standing around in junk neighbourhoods feeling the lack, vague and persistent, a pale ghost of junk sickness. The effect was uncanny. You would see him one time a fresh-faced kid. A week or so later he would turn up so thin, sallow and old-looking, you would have to look twice to recognize him. His face was lined with suffering in which his eyes did not participate. It was a suffering of his cells alone. He himself - the conscious ego that looked out of the glazed, alert-calm hoodlum eyes - would have nothing to do with this suffering of his rejected other self, a suffering of the nervous system, of flesh and viscera and cells. |
| Nils Balls |
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| It figeres you are as dumb as you were. |
| Nils Balls |
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Its not funny.
Its like you're trying to be crude and edgy, but it doesn't come natural... so its just dorky and not visually stimulating. |
| crocty |
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| DAMN RIGHT YOU WOULD! |
| vanssk8ter |
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| LoL jamie ur comics got PWNED haha I would say mine are better but then Id probably take all the stick from these guys... |
| crocty |
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| Yeah all these ratings are weird |
| John |
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| Now who's rated better?! But seriously, the rating system here is kinda whacked. I've never understood why certain comics are rated higher and others lower. |
| crocty |
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| and now my comic has been lowered in ranking by about 2000 levels, WHAT THE HELL!? I'm finding a GOOD comic database |
| crocty |
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| :O SPAMMING! |
| Reece |
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| Hey can all you guys check out my comic? I know it's not the best comic on the web but my friends have found it pretty amusing! Just search "The Catastrophic Adventures of George and Fred" Thanks. :P |
| crocty |
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| Oh wait you're the dude who made Electric Retard, how can you criticise this? how can you criticise paedos? they're funnier than you're shit piles of comics, dude, they make no sense, seriously kill yourself, please |
| crocty |
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| Not to the best of my knowledge |
| jewdozer |
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| Your comic is a waste of time, its not funny and has no subject. Its badly drawn. Are you 3? |
| crocty |
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| Can't I tried making an account but it hasn't worked for some reason |
| John |
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You should add your comic to OnlineComics.net,
It's a superior webcomic database... |
| crocty |
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| BWAHAHAHAHAHA! |
| John |
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| You got me there... |
| crocty |
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| How come mine are rated better on the webcomic list hmm? |
| John |
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| I guess your right, there SUPPOSED to be funny, but they're not. My site registers 90,000 unique visitors a month (about as much as the The Webcomic List). Keep trying turd... |
| crocty |
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| BTW John, they're not supposed to be stories, they're supposed to be funny |
| crocty |
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| oh wait, John, you made stranger randy? haha Stranger Randy are shit, the drawings are shit also |
| crocty |
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| John is gay lolzorz |
| John |
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| Your head's up your ass. You can't even fuckin' draw or tell an efficent story. Yet you shit on everybody elses comics. Concenctrate on your on work, and maybe by the mercy of God, your comics will get better... |
| crocty |
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| haha you're jealous, you should take lesson on how not to suck, take it from a gay vacuum, they suck less |
| rushoffailure |
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this comic kinda blows
a lot |
| crocty |
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| They rule! |
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