|There was a time when Ted the Gerbil could do no wrong. With his sunny disposition and luxurious coat of purple fur, Ted graced the covers of every Greeting Card known to man.
That was of course until the next generation of huggable characters arrived to steal the Limelight. Cuter, Fluffier, Pinker…with bigger eyes. Ted was soon Dethroned and relegated to a life of charity work and supermarket openings.
But alas, fear not for the fate of our Purple Hero. For he has returned to the world of Pop Culture in his very own twisted little comic strip. He’s put on a couple of pounds since his glory years, but by God he’s out to kick some cuddly ass…