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Comic: Ctrl+Alt+Delete 5/5
"We're trying to get this comic off the number one rank. That is why we bash on this comic and people who rate it five stars. This comic just isn't worth it. Read explosm or Order of the Stick instead."

Mature, very mature. And Tastey, it seems you got your OOTS pile of flaming shit botted up to #1. Good for you...








Faggot.
Comic: Order of the Stick, The 1/5
The Order of The Stick lacks style. Take a look at the artwork and you'll see very poorly drawn basic shapes. The outlining on the characters always tends to be too thick, and the color choices make it seem more like a pile of shit on fire.

The jokes are often very dry and don't have any substance to them at all, much like Penny Arcade, which uses very direct humor that is often too retarded to understand anyways.

The storylines are too long and too dragged out also.
Comic: Level 99 1/5
Unoriginal and crappy jokes.
Comic: Ctrl+Alt+Delete 5/5
"link1986:
I must have read 20 to 30 comics, and not one of them made me even smile."

Read the whole archive, dipshit.


"Gabefanwooitywoo:
it sucks. penny arcade will demolish this puny pathetic mortal comic. muahahaha....haha...ha...die"

...Fag.


"RDemon:
It blows, don't read it"

Care to elaborate, fucktard?


"wtsstar:
Slow loading times, small comics, lack of mindblowing humor, overrated to the max, and still doesn't have all that good art. I'd definitely look elsewhere. Would give it a two or a three, but all the gushing fans that will defend it to the death force me to give it a one. =)"

Solution: Get off of dialup, and go elsewhere if you don't like it.


"Supercords:
pretty lame."

You know, talking that way about yourself surely can't be good for your self esteem.


"Septher:
....Best comic?........HAH"

....Best rater?..........HAH


"PhantomP enguin
terrible. all recycle penny arcade jokes, cut and paste art, buckley cant write a storyline to save his life."

Show me one time where Tim reused a PA joke and I'll give you US$500... seriously, I will.


"Mr. Man:
WOW!!! I ABSOLUTLEY.... HATE THE S~T OUT OF THIS "COMIC"!!! It's just a poor rip off of Questionable Content! An Awesomerer Comic."

Nice try at spamvertising, Mr. ShitForBrains.


"Jakinthebox:
I read like 20 pages or so, and it turned out not funny. more like random stupidity. Blech."

Read. The. Whole. Archives.


"ericsagirl:
booooooooooo"

lyk pmg j00 skered m3 l0l... get a life and explain yourself.

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Comic: Ctrl+Alt+Delete 5/5
But I hope it'll get some point across that JohnnythePirate is a fag and a P.A. Fanboy
Comic: Ctrl+Alt+Delete 5/5
So I might as well upvote, even though it probably won't count it.
Comic: Ctrl+Alt+Delete 5/5
Let's just face it, the retarded gamers like P.A., and the gamers who like storylines in their games - say like any FF game - like CAD.

I wonder how many moronic fanboys of P.A. just register to downvote CAD...
Comic: Neurotically Yours 1/5
Not even a comic... how did this shit get onto this list?
Comic: Dueling Analogs 5/5
And btw...

ZOMGWTFNAKEDLARACROFTRAWR !
Comic: Dueling Analogs 5/5
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Comic: Penny Arcade 2/5
Penny Arcade lacks artistic style.

Their humor is also very, very particular, and isn't suited to a large range of people.
Comic: Ctrl+Alt+Delete 5/5
There's a reason why this comic is #1.

Looking back to 2002 when Ctrl+Alt+Delete was started by Tim Buckley, a person will remember the first comic, "Nice Melon". Although the artistic value was a bit disheveled, it had great humor value. I mean, c'mon, who can't laugh at Ethan's first show of stupidity?

Progressing on through the comic, we begin to see plot lines take shape, and some humorous gags (such as the "arrow through the chest" and the "screaming dial-up" comics). And Tim's art is beginning to take shape, as in "Makeover" when he begins to use shading and outlining.

With more practice, Tim begins to draw the anatomy of the characters better, more proportionally. And the humor begins to become more particular, suiting to many, but some are - shall we say "whiny" - and start to complain. (Refer to RDemon's and Bob's comments below - they provide no reasoning to why you should not read this comic.)

One of the most controversial characters in CAD, Chef Brian, has recieved a lot of malice. Again, Chef Brian is a particular sort of humor, and can only be enjoyed be those who find humor in

Now, in the present, the storyline has become vague, as Buckley is continuing to release more game-related comics. Personally, I like the storyline, but many others like the game-related humor.

Buckley's humor can get a little too perverted sometimes and almost become NSFW (referring to Wednesday, October 25th, 2006 comic), and a little dry, but at most times it is one of the funniest comics on the internet.

I'm giving CAD a 4.5 out of 5, but I can't give half a star, so I'm giving it a five, for its attribute of almost perfection.

P.S. Compare Penny Arcade's first comic to CAD's first comic. In my opinion, CAD has better humor, as PA's is very, very dead in their first comic.

 
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