There once was an evil sorceress with really big... who lived by herself in the largest and grandest tower in the lands. She ruled over a small village and was feared by all, spending her days taxing & torturing the peasants as often as she could fit it into her busy schedule.|
One day, a second tower, equally as grand was erected by what appeared to be a barbaric looking simpleton wearing a loincloth. This, in turn, made the evil sorceress very irate, causing her to redirect her oppressive nature from the small village to her newfound adversary & the tower which was no more than a stone's throw away from hers. Her rage would know no end and she would stop at nothing to remove her new neighbor. To this very day, her screams of frustration can be heard throughout the kingdom.