Now, I say we are "friends" because I've gazed deep into my crystal ball, which I keep jammed into this upturned, giant ethernet port and doubles as my Internet browser, and foresaw the wonderful times that you and I will share.
Where will we share them, you ask? Well, here of course, and also over at my new wobcomik, Choking Hazards.
Now, you're probably sitting in the Starbucks screaming "What? What the hell is this? Jam beasts? Satan? Some sort of... demon rabbit? What is this about, even?" Well, you've sort of answered the last question yourself, amazingly enough. Keep it down, though, I don't think that barista wants your number now. Or maybe she wants it even more, in which case, that might be a red flag.
Elaborate? Ah, I can't say no to that face. That is your face, right? Oh, it... oh.
Well, Choking Hazards follows the lives of two guys living together in the small town of Coma Valley. One recently perished, but having struck a scrupulous deal with a very shady patron, he returned to life, but with a new responsibility on his hands. His roommate barely cares, since he recently took a step forward in his life's aspiration: to be the greatest culinary mastermind in all the realms. His path to glory will be paved in blood and indigestion.
I know the web design is crap right now but there is good reason for that: all my website design experts died in mysterious accidents that I had absolutely nothing to do with. Ask the judge! Ah, no. No wait. He seems to have suffered a massive heart attack. The prosecutor? I think he went on vacation in North Korea. Look, it's being worked on as we speak, but that's been taking a back seat to my main goal right now:
Bringing you undiluted madness, three times a week! "Which days," you groan? Usually I end up posting the comic on the morning of Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays. I'm trying ever so hard to have them up by midnight of those days but global warming, you know?
Please, toss your eyeballs over to my comic
, then spew forth your opinions, comments, suggestions, dark confessions, workout routine, shoe size, and/or shampoo choice, either here in this thread, or on the comments of the comic itself! I strive to produce the highest quality wacky hijinks and your feedback helps!
My gratitude appendage extends upon to you!