* Anezka (~firstname.lastname@example.org) has joined #webcomics
<Anezka> morning all.
<eSJayBee> Hello there, Anezka
* eSJayBee should go to sleep...
<eSJayBee> Which part of the world are you from?
* eSJayBee pokes oppernaR
<eSJayBee> Look. Fresh face
* eSJayBee nails Anezka's feet to the floor
<eSJayBee> There. You're not going anywhere.
<eSJayBee> Actually now that I think about it, every person I've done that to ends up never coming back...
<EvilCouch> Damn, yo. He broke out the nails and broke the skin.
<EvilCouch> He be all aggressive and in ya toes, an shits.
<eSJayBee> That's why. I didn't nail hard enough.
<EvilCouch> I told you you should have used screws.
<eSJayBee> Then do it yourself, Couch
<EvilCouch> It's too late now, man. I can't put screws through nail holes.
<EvilCouch> It'll just strip the holes out.
<Anezka> ... UK.
<eSJayBee> I think it's not fair to refer to Anezka as an 'it', EC...
<eSJayBee> Anezka, are you a woman?
<EvilCouch> Your mom's an it!
<eSJayBee> Then "she" is more appropriate, EC.
<EvilCouch> Anezka agrees with me.
<eSJayBee> Not "See". "SHE"
<EvilCouch> Don't you sass me, boyah, I'll drown you in unspecified vicious fluid.
<eSJayBee> You came at a quiet time.
<eSJayBee> Actually, it's a shame 'those' regulars stopped coming in as often...
<EvilCouch> I blame brewk.
<EvilCouch> For no good reason.
* Anezka has quit (Quit)
<eSJayBee> Oh come on........
<eSJayBee> What the Hell, man
<EvilCouch> Dude, your nails suck.
Log reordered and excerpted to make more sense.