Pretty much just desk jockey.
I work at the customer service department for a marine and industrial coatings manufacturer, though the past two years have seen me moving trough a management position, back down the hierarchy and now working on ERP related projects and inventing 5-line Excel formulas.
It pays the bills, keeps me off the street and is actually really damn interesting. Unfortunately it also keeps me from getting on the forums that often and it's been months since I last put pen to paper.
But yes, we do have heated discussions about the way paint dries.
-I use a ruler for everything.