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[jdalton]

When I'm bored I invent stupid games. So here goes! This one's a bit like a jam, but with less drawing and more typing. Basically, you choose one of your comic characters and he or she asks some interview-type questions, which can then be answered by any other comic character who then asks some more questions. Etc. Off-topic banter is encouraged, but all posts (except this one) must me made on behalf of a character! Also, you have to post an avatar-style picture of the character talking! Like so:

Maida Kilwa wrote:

Alright, um, I don't know who's reading this yet, but here are some questions you could answer if you like. First off, what planet are you from? Do you like poetry? Do you have a favourite poet? Um... What's the biggest fashion mistake you ever made? That's all, I guess.

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[Lord Pandar]

Damn, I look good in a fedora.

First off, what planet are you from?
What the hell kind of question is that? Honestly, how many planets have senient life, or for that matter, pandas?...wait a second...

Do you like poetry? Do you have a favourite poet?
Didn't Muhammed Ali make up rhymes? If so, him.

Um... What's the biggest fashion mistake you ever made?
Look, lady, I'm a nudist. Accept me for who I am!

Edit-oh right, the questions.

Where's...the stuff...I don't know, something with cheese.
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[vulpeslibertas]

Argh! She stole my avatar!

Koume wrote:

That was really lame, panda, um, guy. She asked a question. Can't you ask a question in return? Cheese? Seriously, what kind of question is that?! I'll answer Maida's questions. Planet...um, I'm from here. People don't live on other planets. Do you believe in aliens? That's kind of weird. Poetry... I don't know. I'd have to ask my mother what she recommends. I do better with songs, really I do. Fashion mistake - a cape. Capes look all cool and foreboding and stuff, but they're really hard to do backflips in. And they catch on everything. Everything. Try running down a vampire in the woods in a cape: it's a complete hassle. Now for some real questions- -What do you think the world will be like in the next, fifty years? -What's your favorite food? -Baseball or football? (No, not that stuff the Americans play... real football) -um, something literary...eh...What's your favorite book?

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[okram]

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What a bunch of silly questions, but I *suppose* I could answer them anyway... Let's see here, 50 years, assuming the world is still in one piece, which is a large assumption, I expect it to be well within my grips as it's all mighty overlord. Favorite food would have to be Pepperoni Pizza, piping hot from Pizza Hut. Neither, sports are boring if there is no blood or risk of death involved. I really don't have time to read, honestly. Too much time spent burning and blowing things up, hehehe. So, more questions to you silly kiddos out there. -What is your favorite color? -What is your quest? -What is the flight velocity of a sparrow carrying a coconut?

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[jdalton]

Maida Kilwa wrote:

Mr. Pandar, are you a panda then? I think you're allowed to be a nudist if you are. Koume, where are you from if you don't know about space travel? I think we must be aliens to each other if you don't even know that. You don't really believe in vampires though, do you? That's just a legend. Oh, sorry. That blonde boy has some questions though. Someone ought to answer those whilst I go find out who Mohammad Ali is.

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[m_estrugo]

Garland Ferreti wrote:

Hmmm, favorite color, favorite color... There are many colors to choose from, and it's hard to choose only one. But I like pistachios. So I think my favorite color is pistachio. Oh, my question, er, I mean, my quest would be... uhhh... finding stability, peace and quiet. Silence is underrated nowadays. Regarding the question about the sparrow and the stuff... uh... I never knew, 'cause I studied philosophy back in school and I was awful on physics, math and all those things regarding numbers, formulas and equations. I'm so bad with science and computers that let my niece look for my porn on the Internet for me. Ahem. Er, it's time for me to ask! So, let's see if I find anything interesting to ask so you forget about internet porn. - What's the webcomics character you like the least and why? Go on, speak openly. - I guess you've heard about that silly idea about we being creations of superior beings called 'artists', who create us, bring us life and then make us do silly things so they and their peers can laugh. Do you believe in them? Have you ever established contact with an 'artist'? If so, how's your relationship with them? - Tell me something, a skill or a quality, that you'd like to have but don't/can't have at the moment, and why it's so important to you. And I didn't say anything about internet porn or nieces. Not at all.

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[vulpeslibertas]

Koume wrote:

Maida Kilwa wrote: Koume, where are you from if you don't know about space travel? I think we must be aliens to each other if you don't even know that. You don't really believe in vampires though, do you? That's just a legend. I'm from Earth, obviously. Are you one of those Trekkies? I never really got that. Do you dress up and stuff? Vampires live everywhere. They hide a lot though. I don't think most people realise they really exist. Garland Ferreti wrote: I guess you've heard about that silly idea about we being creations of superior beings called 'artists', who create us, Is that one those western creationist religions? Are you being serious, I can't tell from your post. I don't know a lot about that. I think most religions are pretty much the same though. I think I'm Inari's great-great-great-great-great grand niece or something. Twice or thirce removed.

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Petal Oak wrote:

What's going on here? Is it a party? Why are you people talking? Is there anything to drink? Can I have some? It's alcoholic, right? Ooh look...shiny..."

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[Traitorfish]

Traitorfish wrote:

You're all giant dorks.

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[m_estrugo]

Garland Ferretti wrote:

Traitorfish wrote: Traitorfish wrote: You're all giant dorks. No u

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[Shishio]

Shishio wrote:

First off, what planet are you from? I refuse to dignify this with a non-deragatory response. Do you like poetry? Do you have a favourite poet? I don't dislike it, but neither do I care for it. Um... What's the biggest fashion mistake you ever made? Bitch, don't you know who I am?! I don't make mistakes. What do you think the world will be like in the next, fifty years? 1984, or close to it. (I'm talking about the book by George Orwell.) What's your favorite food? Philadelphia Cheese Steaks. I also like hamburgers, chocolate, and clam chowder. Baseball or football? (No, not that stuff the Americans play... real football) I prefer playing football, but prefer watching baseball. um, something literary...eh...What's your favorite book? I can't pick one, but my favourite series of books is A Song of Ice and Fire by George R.R. Martin. What is your favorite color? Red. What is your quest? To seek the Holy Grail. What is the flight velocity of a sparrow carrying a coconut? What do you mean? An African or European swallow? My Question: Why aren't you reading my fucking comic?

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[okram]

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Well at least somebody here appreciates good humor. You weirdos all make me feel normal, and that's saying something.

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[Rob Powell]

Kate Quicksilver wrote:

First off, what planet are you from? *sighs* Earth. Do you like poetry? Do you have a favourite poet? While I do enjoy good literature I have not the time to read it. Um... What's the biggest fashion mistake you ever made? I wear a bustle and a corset when I go pirate hunting... What do you think the world will be like in the next, fifty years? It is not in my best interest to tell you my opinion on this subject. The Empire forbids political discussion. What's your favorite food? I love a good fruit crumble with custard! Baseball or football? (No, not that stuff the Americans play... real football) What are "Americans"? Sports are only played and watched by the socially elite in the Empire... often cricket or croquet. I enjoy croquet. um, something literary...eh...What's your favorite book? There's many I enjoy. Most of them were written before the Grand War. What is your favorite color? Violet What is your quest? To watch every last pirate hang from his neck. - Tell me something, a skill or a quality, that you'd like to have but don't/can't have at the moment, and why it's so important to you. I have nearly everything I've ever wanted... and what I don't have I make my own. I would, however, like to be able to unwind, so to speak. That would be most delightful for a number of reasons. My (rather difficult!) Questions: - How far have your travels taken you? - What's your favorite way to travel? - If you were rich, what would you do with the money? If you are already rich, what are you doing with the money?

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[Aarin]

Kaoru wrote:

Maida, you have pretty hair. It is a pleasure to meet people such as you. Do you like poetry? Do you have a favourite poet? I was introduced to Plath during my adolescence. It resonated. Pandar, you remind me of my idiot servants. Off with you. Koume, I have a sister about your age. What's your favorite food? I enjoy fruits and vegetables. Mr. Garland, you seem to have identity issues. I guess you've heard about that silly idea about we being creations of superior beings called 'artists', who create us, bring us life and then make us do silly things so they and their peers can laugh. Nonesense. We are heaven-made and of free will. What you suggest not only strips you of free will, but your responsiblity to live rightly and with good intent. Under your view, it is impossible to be noble or vile. I take insult at this point of view. 'Traitorfish,' as my servant, Cassie, would say, "GTFO N3TF4G X(" Shishio, I am not pleased to make your aquaintance. Please, never speak to me. Why aren't you reading my fucking comic? I find your use of profanity and adult situations to be base and immoral. My question is one of romance. Who was your first lover, and how did that love affect you?

It's fun being 'in character' /o/
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Petal Oak wrote:

I'm sensing a very distinct lack of liquor in this room. Somebody better make with the mai tais before I get stabby. Ooh...nice dress Kay-oh-whatsis. Can I have it? And the whacking stick?

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